Clever. Very clever. Massage Envy of course leads you to think penis envy. After you’ve had a good laugh over that silly concept, your thoughts linger on penises. Well, let’s be honest here. You were probably already thinking about penises. But now your mind is linking massage and penises, and this naturally leads to thoughts of male massage therapists and how amazingly good they are with their hands. Hopefully big hands, you’re thinking, giving yourself a little wink. Next thing you know, you’re heading inside and inquiring about making an appointment for a massage.
